Is It Just Me or Do They Seem Bigger?

Today was one of those outings where jokes were told and people laughed. Ok, that is a total understatement of the awesome-ness that is today; of innuendoes, double entendre, puns and blatantly obvious so-lame-but-I-still-can't-help-but-laugh-at-them jokes / stories. I laughed so much (and hard) I could have peed in my pants. True story.

My favourite bit would have to be... *drum rolls* when Syabil mentioned something about Aqil pms-ing and he went on to say that he should remove his uterus.

Sidenote: If you have no uterus, you have no say in this. But when it comes to that time of the month and I get those cramps, I just want to squat by the side of the road and rip out my bloody uterus.

Back to the story. Unfortunately, being a dude, Syabil apparently has no clue where a uterus should be so he mimed the ripping of the uterus somewhere near his heart. I immediately burst out laughing. It could be a job hazard but the teacher in me had to correct him so I showed him where he should have positioned his hand if he wants to rip out his uterus. The dude completely lost it! He literally had to back away from us and laughed hysterically a few feet away from us.

But it doesn't stop there. I was on a roll today, you see. I proclaimed very calmly, "Just because your heart bleeds from there, it doesn't mean that everything that bleeds has to be positioned there." All 3 of us lost it! We were creating quite a scene at the bus stop! There were stares BUT get this, some of them were surpressing giggles!!

I guess one could say that that was our good deed for the day. I mean we did put smiles on people's faces.